theirs nothing i luv more than getting emails that contain absolutely no punctuation proper spelling capitalization or grammar that demand free training advice and personally designed workouts every morning i open one of these emails and have guys asking me for a free program to increase the size of there (their) biceps by two inches and there (their) bench press by 50 lbs in three weeks or telling me about what all they need to accomplish before baseball season starts and can i be sure to include the running workouts to (too) becuase they have early dismissal twice a week and want to run on those days and train on mon wed fri and alos a specially designed diet wold be great they no im buzy but really need to get in shape fast and need my help even tho they cant affored to pay me for my services it means a lot to them because they are poor college students so its great that i am willing to do the good deed for them and they sine off with
thanks a lot bro i defiantly appreciate it keep doing what yer doin
Inevitably these emails always include the misspelling of the word definitely. I honestly believe this to be the most misspelled word in the English language. There’s not a day that passes that I don’t get an email or text message including some misspelling of that word. The most popular version is defiantly. Thanks to my buddy Rob The Bouncer’s imagery I now picture our friend Dave Tate standing “defiantly” in a rain storm with his fist in the air while wearing a cape and spandex suit every time he misspells definitely.
Speaking of Dave and great laughs, I recently had the opportunity to read his new book, Gym Talk: Memoirs of Horny Hungry Gym Rat and found myself laughing my ass off, as I always do when Dave gets in story telling mode. I have heard a lot of these stories in person and was there the first time he told or wrote a few of them. However, they were just as funny the second (or fifth) time around.
If you don’t have the good fortune of knowing Dave personally I defiantly recommend that you check this new e-book out ASAP. For less than seven bucks you get a collection of great stories and hours of laughter from one of the legendary figures in our business.
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12. Nov, 2008
at 12:40 pm #
Thanks, Jason. This was really funny.
Can’t wait to get the book. What music, if any, do you listen to when you workout?
12. Nov, 2008
at 1:47 pm #
That was priceless man. I agree with that 100%. I just wrote my Trainer’s exam and passed with an 88%.I have my practical in a couple of weeks and I’ve had people want free programs out the wazoo. Right now, training people is not my bread and butter money maker because I need to learn alot more and gain a rep but for the guys like you who do it for a living, people need to realize the words “free and training” are complete oxymorons. Chow.
12. Nov, 2008
at 5:39 pm #
Defiantly a great post buddy! I just noticed the Holosync link on your side bar… i’ve been using that for about a year and a half now and could NOT live without it.
The meditation makes me so calm and focused! I think I’ll sign up for an affiliate with them too!
Thanks for offering such quality products man!!
Elliott
http://HulseStrength.com
12. Nov, 2008
at 5:40 pm #
Also the Emerson quote… awesome! I named my daughter Emerson because of how powerful his words have been for me!
Ok, im done!
13. Nov, 2008
at 7:27 am #
TJ,
Check out today’s post for an answer to your question.
JF
13. Nov, 2008
at 7:28 am #
Elliot,
Thanks for the comments, buddy. Glad to hear the meditation CD’s are working so well for you.
JF
13. Nov, 2008
at 9:02 pm #
Love it!
Let me just say that “your so write” about this! haha
That has to be another one of the most common mistakes I see: your vs. you’re. Drives me crazy!!!
Anyways, keep rockin’ these posts…i’m defiantly addicted!
M