Email of the Week
You fucken anglo saxon piece of white trash shit. Your fucking vitamins and supplements have made whatever is left of your brain soft and mosh. You piece of pathetic English white shit. Your mother and father must have been even more fucken stupid and brainless than you. They were so fucken dumb, they decided to fornicate and have you, as if we needed another rude mother-fuckin retards on this god forsaken planet. May they both rot in hell, where I hope you are headed some time soon.
Take your fucken supplements up your anus you filthy fucken animal.
Nicholas Polyzos
nicholaspolyzos@yahoo.ca
Nicholas, my brain has always been soft and has always liked to mosh. A face like mine is the product of spending way too many hours in a mosh pit as a youth. Thank you very much for reminding me.
I am actually half Scottish, not English. But a very good guess that was though; especially since I have such an Italian last name. Perhaps you saw the lion tattoo and just confused the country. All those United Kingdom fuckers look alike, right? You guessed right on the white part. Although you might think twice about that after seeing me on a dance floor 
And do you honestly think that my mom and dad haven’t suffered enough, having to live with me as a son for nearly 35 years, that they need you speaking to them like that? Trust me, it hasn’t been easy dealing with me and I think you should give them a little credit. The years of disappointment I have brought them is more than most people could ever bare. And just wait till I show them my next tattoo….
I know that at least one out of the three of us will rot in hell. Although misery loves company so I am doing my best to drag them down with me.
As for your last suggestion, that is something that I have been doing for years. And I must admit that at first it feels quite good. Eventually, however, it’s like finding a squirter. At first it’s really unique, fun and exciting. Kinda like discovering gold in your back yard. But after having to change the sheets five days a week for a month straight it gets real old, real fast. I am committed, though, because research has proven that supplements taken anally have a 754.678% better absorption rate and I need all the help I can get.
As for the filthy part; you’re right, I could use a shower. Thanks for looking out, buddy.
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Are you serious? Was this an actual email you got? . Love your reply though…classic. Sounds like the email was more a reflection of his own life and times and he just wanted to share that with you.
Keep up the killer blogs…info…etc. I’m like a fat kid on smarties when it comes to your blogs….
Peace.
Maybe he works for a supplement company and is annoyed at you, Craig B, and others who aren’t pushing supplements? lol.
Love your programs, keep it up, and get your monthly stuff moving please!
What a D-Bag. Classic response. You’re half-Scottish?
I think the guy needs to wipe his mouth. There is probably some shit residue on the corner. Just sayin…
Awesome! Some people are just too far gone to comment. You took the high road. Good for you, you POS
just kidding. Love your response!
Just saw how you categorized your post – Nutrition! That’s freakin’ hilarious!
Hi Jason,
I am glad you dont sound bothered which is obvious in your reply to this crazy lunatic.
Excellent reply, though! Amazing!
Lots of sincere love
Matt,
Yes this was an actual email. I get a few fun emails like this per year. Always a good time.
Thanks for the support. I really appreciate it.
Jason
Brian,
Maybe. I am working hard on getting it done. I will keep you posted.
Jason
Yes, I am half Scottish. You didn’t think I was 100% Italian, did you?
As always, thanks for the comments and the support guys.
Keep ‘em coming.
Jason
You can tell by his correct puncuation, grammar, and spelling that he was a very mature, smart, and well thought out fellow.
tak tha yu stopid rtard!
Hahahaha. This entire thing is amazing. I love your response, Jason. I laughed quite hard at virtually the entire thing. The fact that this eMail is real is sad, though. Especially if it is unprovoked. Then the guy is just plain pathetic. Nice response to the taking supplements anally, man. Funny shit.
I loved your post to this e-mail. I was laughing my ass off.
Been following your Muscle Gaining Secrets program. Going pretty well.
Coach Ferruggia, you replied very well and in a mature fashion. That person really needs some manners taught to him. It is amazing that somebody would have the nerve to send something that crazy! Absolutely ridiculous!
Haha, WOW. What a fuckin nut ball. Thanks for the comic relief, Jay…I needed that.
-Kyle
You cannot absorb vitamins in your anus.
(Hands on hips) JAAASSSSOOONNN…. Take it back.
hahahaha wow this guy sounds like a complete idiot. way to take the high road man
Chris,
Glad to hear it. Keep me posted on your results and before to take before and after pics.
Jason
You’re welcome Kyle.
Glad everyone found this email as entertaining as I did.
Jason
In response to the email of the week.
When an idiot posts something like that i wonder why ,as far as i am concerned you offer very good advice on your web site i have read your muscle gaining secrets and your MMA book and it has helped me along the way . It is so hard to get good advice . If it wasn’t for yourself ,Jim Wendler and Joe Defranco i would be lost.
Thanks mate .
WOOOW. whats with this guy????? The prime example of the internet ganster….lol. You know i bet hes probably envious of you because of the transformation of your life and ur physique. btw jason heard youve lost some wieght due to shoulder injuries…. do you have any before and after pics to show.
for motivational purposes…
thanks man
keep on rockin bro!!!!!!!!